Pogba, himself has stated perhaps it's time to look for another challenge with his agent confirming his client's wishes.

He lacks in leadership when you want to build around this sulky excuse of a person, who isn't happy unless he has a shape engraved onto his stupid head which he can identify from his learnings as a child. The words that are coming out of his mouth is not good for the team's morale and thus, toxic for the wellbeing of Manchester United as a whole. He is lazy unless he is late for the barbers or hasn't posted on instagram in which case he has 100% efficiency but unfortunately he cannot translate that onto the pitch. We even beat PSG without his sorry ass!

Please just sell this instagram attention-seeking nondescript of a human being and thus use the funds to buy a defender, preferably De Ligt and midfielders, possibly Fernandes.

P.s. You can leave him in Australia, we don't mind.

Thanks!
GGMU!