We the Pages of the United States..

We the Pages of the United States..

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When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We the Pages of the Dolph Briscoe Center for American History, do humbly (yet aggressively) request that the Center hire another employee, who's sole job is to read and file away the Rare Dupes Boxes that have plagued our tiny desk for too long. As students, our time is precious and we desperately need the extra minutes to work on crucial things like dreadfully looking up what homework we forgot to do on Canvas, play Minecraft, and fold origami. If these demands fail to be met, we the Pages are prepared to do absolutely nothing, just how we like it. 

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