The counsellors of CGI United have a WhatsApp chat called “fish pants”. On this chat there is a member of the admin staff who has made it their mission to update malka on everything that goes down on that chat. Now, that’s all nice and dandy, but it is unfair. We have discovered that malka has a private status that none of us are part of. In return for having an informer on our chat, we demand that a counsellor representative be granted access to MALKA’S PRIVATE STATUS!!!!!