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Change Sydney's name to Shitney

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Sydney's pretty great, but it's pretty shit. 

It's impossible to buy a home, driving in the city is a nightmare, the way the city is laid out is stupid, lockout laws are terrible and in 30 years Sydney nightlife will probably be a thing of the past. I went to a restaurant in bondi once that wouldn't even do a take away hot dog. 

Why there are so many Ibis' I'll never know but they shit me too. 

The monorail was really cool, I mean who doesn't want to ride on a train that's up high?! It's amazing! Still burning that they scrapped it even though I only went on it once about a decade ago, but I would have used it more if it still existed and I'm sure there are countless other Sydneysiders in that exact position. 

While I'm on trains I still don't understand why they didn't put a northwest rail line in when they built the area. That only makes sense doesn't it?

Have a good think about this city of ours and tell me you honestly don't think that it should be called Shitney. 

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