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Ban tequila

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No one truly likes tequila. Yet too many of us drink it. For a laugh all too often.

Tequila is not only the cause of some truly daft behaviour the night before the morning after but also of some stupendously vicious hangovers. Toilet hugging is also a common problem associated with tequila.

I call upon the prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, or whoever is the PM this week, to ban the sale of tequila. This would likely be the single greatest boost to productivity possible. Further benefits would include supporting our Queensland sugar growers when sales of rum increase following the ban.

I urge the PM to consider this petition for the good of the Australian people.

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