paul Crewe as Prime Minister

So we all know good old bo Jo just resigned and I am putting forward a great man to be elected. DRUM ROLE PLEASE...

MY DAD 

Reasons he should be elected:

• He's a music enthusiast 
• His daughter can give input on how she feel it places like school 
• He's the third earl of Newport 
• His alter ego clunk the penguin provides food for starving children and refuge in Antarctica 
• He's my dad 
• He's very funny 
• When someone votes for him he will send you booty shorts 
• He has a fish walking service
• He would Insure a safe and happy working environment
• He will provide a personal stripper for every house hold
• He will provide good pay for teachers (only the nice ones who don't give homework)
• He can sing to the country 
• He clearly had better hair that Boris Johnson

Now you have read my reasons I strongly recommend voting for my dad because he would make an excellent prime minister and he is very responsible and would definitely take the job seriously.