Make water UN-creamy and UN-milk!!! (For )

Make water UN-creamy and UN-milk!!! (For )
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Why is cold water creamy? Google says it's calcium but I say it's WRONG!!! Water is WATER!!! It should be MILK!!!! or and CREAM!!!!!!! think of the children. This is why climate change exists. THINK. OF. THE. CHILDREEENN!!! This is NOT what Dolly Parton would've wanted...
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