There has never before been a time in this galaxy (except potentially when the good, good dinos roamed the earth (I’m not sure because I’ve never met a dinosaur and thus have never been able to ask a Dino if the following would apply to the time that they existed in)) that the world needed such breathtaking inspiration that this cover invokes on sight.

This cover is the work of two of the artiest Mother Forkers on the face of the planet: Tice & Beefquake. This cover has touched me deep down in all the places I had forgotten needed touching. Feast your eyes upon its most majestic qualities and see for yourself that it represents us as a people and the world we deserve to exist in, and could exist in if we make our dreams a reality.

Everyone is sad from being dunked on all the time. Examples of said dunks are as follows:

• When someone parks next to you but too close to your driver side door so you have to do that awkward shimmy thing to get in without tapping your door on the bad drivers door and you have a feeling someone a couple car lengths away is probably watching your shimmy like “dang that girl’s having a real hard time trying to get in her car. She needs to practice her shimmy more.”
• When the TV show you're watching goes to commercial and the volume goes from comfortable to loud as shit for no reason aside from they really want you to hear about the raisins they’re trying to sell.
• knowing Ted Cruz is just walking around somewhere concocting his next escapade. 

With that in mind, you can see that we really want, strike that, NEED a win. This cover represents beauty, life, femininity, the freedom to pass gas where ever you damn well please, and the will to reach your goals, and to live out your dreams on the cover of the greatest series to ever play out on paper. 

Please assist me, us, all of us in accomplishing our dreams by signing this petition to ask Mr. Matthew H. Rosenberg (not sure about the H but it feels right) to help us to get this cover on the face of Issue 10 of What’s the Furthest Place From Here.

We all have power within us. If we put all our power together we will have the superest power of all. The power of love… and a physical book that we will be able to cherish for many years to come.