Kaelee Wolf, two-timing sophomore all-stater, treasurer of key club, trumpet section leader, french-speaker, wand-maker, national history enthusiast, and first lady of the sophomore class is the best trumpet player in the world which means she must be the only person to play trumpet at Bettendorf High School for the next 3 years. The only exception to that statement is Wolf’s husband, Heath Leone, professional roblox player, science bowler, national history day stater, tennis player, legendary coin collector, and first gentleman of the sophomore class. These are the only two acceptable trumpet players as they are the best human beings on the planet that just so happen to play trumpet. Therefore, they should be the only two trumpet players allowed to play their trumpet at Bettendorf High School for the next three years. They are perfect in every aspect and deserve the world. Please help me make this life changing achievement possible.

Love, President Juls <3