This is a petition for Fiona Nova to launch a coup and take over Achievement Hunter. She will be given executive powers that can be challenged by no one, granting her immunity from any form of repercussions. She can be given any amount of money she wants and we will say thank you here is more. Fiona will now be known as The Supreme Chancellor, Commander of the Seven Hosts, Ruler of the Land, Prime Minister of the Funny, President of the Realm, Deity of the Internet, and Pretty Darn Cool. Any and all who disagree with this statement can clearly, frankly, and kindly fuck right off. You're not invited to anything, no one likes you, and I mean that in the most community guidelines friendly way. That's a formal request, not even a suggestion, just do it. Please sign this petition if you wish you could see, hear, and know more from Fiona because she literally makes your day better every single time a portion of her existence enters your life. Please sign if Fiona has made your life better due to her humor, her kindness, and her amazing personality. Even though she's not with Achievement Hunter anymore, we will always be happy to have her in our lives.