All of my life I have felt a deep love for Goblins.  They are noble, beautiful creatures, and it breaks my heart to see how little people know about them.  I am sick to my stomach when I see Goblins represented as silly fantasy monsters or Halloween side-shows.

This degradation of the mighty Goblin must stop, and so I am seeking to force congress to recognize October as Goblin month.  With this recognition, the general public can become more educated on Goblins and give them the respect they deserve.