Put a Trump Baby Balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

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London has shown the world the joy and power of the Trump Baby Balloon making Americans, and New Yorkers in particular, crave their own. Nothing says America and New York like the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and nothing is more emblematic of the Macy’s Parade than it’s giant balloons. Macy’s should bring the joy of the Trump Baby Balloon to the Big Apple this Thanksgiving during the parade. The Trump Baby Balloon fits perfectly with the tradition of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade because:

  1. Kids love balloons. 
  2. Orange is a festive color closely associated with autumn and the Thanksgiving season. 
  3. Donald Trump is a baby. 
  4. The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade uses the streets of New York, which belong to a City of that is ashamed to be home to Donald Trump.  
  5. Thanksgiving is a holiday that celebrates undocumented immigrants from Europe settling in America.  Donald Trump has kidnapped and tortured the children of people seeking asylum in the United States.
  6. Thanksgiving celebrates the European settlers sitting down to dinner with Native Americans to give thanks to God. Donald Trump has consistently mocked native Americans, referring to Elizabeth Warren as Pocohontas. 
  7. Thanksgiving celebrates gratitude. Donald Trump is the most selfish person in the country, who has boasted about donating millions of dollars to veterans organizations while never paying them. 
  8. Macy’s employs women, Mexican Americans, Puerto Ricans, African Americans, Muslims, Native Americans, and Jews. Donald Trump disrespects women, slanders Mexican immigrants, treats Puerto Rico like a foreign adversary rather than a territory in need of humanitarian need, treats Native Americans like characters out of the Lone Ranger, and supports the Ku Klux Klan. 
  9. Donald Trump has admitted that the Trump Baby Balloon makes him feel unwelcome.  That’s a good message for a New York company to send. 
  10. It would make Donald Trump’s Twitter fingers blow up.