Convince Mr. Dorsey to give me an A

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My name is Luke Maynus and I am in distress. All year I have slaved away in my honors biology course under the instruction of the astounding and ruggedly handsome Bill Dorsey. However, I have discovered that I am more of a humanities person. I am not necessarily of the scientific mind. However, despite all of my disabilities I have worked hard throughout this school year in an attempt to grow and learn as a person. Granted, to no avail. At my greatest effort I have been stuck with a B on the American grading scale. I believe because of my hard work and dedication I deserve an A. Mr. Dorsey on the other hand thinks different. This petition is designed to hopefully persuade the astounding biology teacher to change his mind and do what he knows to be the right thing in giving a small, defenseless little boy an A 



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