Permaban Bogalusa from Attorney Online 2

Permaban Bogalusa from Attorney Online 2

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D1CK P0CK3T started this petition to longbyte1

Newbie Hole is not known for being the most polite room on Attorney Online 2's many servers, but even it must have some standards. However, the user Lady Bogalusa has long since crossed the line for them, and has been the source of many headaches for the regulars of NH. For a little background information about Bogalusa, she claims to be born on April 12, 2009, is female, and her time zone is GMT+7. You, dear reader, may not take this petition very seriously, but believe me, it is a reasonable cause for concern.

At the time I'm writing this (6/5/2021) she uses Mia with the showname "Lady Bogalusa" and pink text, and frequents NH. However, her username in the out of character chat is another story. She names herself "Gogo" there, and acts out a whole other identity as Bogalusa's reluctant guardian who secretly has the hots for her. As you can imagine, it's quite infuriating trying to convince this child that her OOC name is the same person as her in character one, but that is really just the tip of the iceberg.

The main issue I would like to address is... Bogalusa's fetish. She absolutely loves releasing gas stored up inside her Tesla-powered body upon any user in NH who would dare to disrespect her, and sometimes, even the people that wouldn't. As you can imagine this is both disgusting and unethical. How would you like it if you were just passing through Newbie Hole on your way to a case and some random child started ejecting pink farts at you? It may be possible that Bogalusa has what is known as "terminal flatulence", but if that is the case, she should be in a hospital. Not on Attorney Online 2.

And passing gas is not the only thing Bogalusa is feared for. She has roleplayed throwing diapers at innocents, punching them straight in the face, pouring D-Con on them, dropping millions of corpses on them... The list goes on and on. She also is openly hostile to any and every new user joining the server, yelling at them to leave right away despite them having done nothing. And beyond physical contact, she has about 20 alternate names, such as "Lady Indy", or "Abby", or "Meep". She acts like these are all seperate people, her "sisters", and when people dare to suggest otherwise she leaps upon them like a mad tiger.

Now, you might say "Why not just ignore her?" and on the surface, that's a reasonable question. However, once you take into account that Boga has been around AO for a good 9 or so months now, and doesn't show any sign of leaving, that does make one think. Or just how persistent she is, especially when ignored, screaming at people "IM BACK!" expecting them to welcome her.

But not just that- It's her mentality as a whole that is concerning. Come rain or shine, calm NH or spam NH, she will still be there, harassing people, abusing people, et cetera. It's like she's... a robot. Mindless, devoid of life, only there to do the same thing, day after day. The only reason I think she's even human is due to her attachment to one of my friends, begging to pair with him whenever she sees him. 

Some of the former regulars even quit AO to never return, or left from NH to pursue other servers because of this monstrous terror. In my over three years on AO2, I have never seen anyone quite like Bogalusa. Which is why, longbyte1, stonedDiscord, and all the official server moderators and developers... I and the people of NH and AO as a whole request that you permaban Bogalusa from the AO Official Unofficial Server. Her current AO IPID is 552289. Please, ban this monstrosity for the sake of the community.

And there's really no need to sugarcoat it, longbyte. We all know you get pleasure out of banning children, so why not satisfy yourself while helping to keep the state of AO in order and satisfying hundreds of users on it? Eliminate one of your users, who is far too young to be on this server anyway, and preserve everyone else's sanity at the same time.

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