MEGHAN HAS ABANDONED ALL HER REALLY COOL FRIENDS TO GO HANGOUT AT A BEACH WITH HER SISTER MANY STATES AWAY. 

THIS HAS LEFT HER FRIENDS AND OTHERS AROUND HER VERY SAD AS MEGHAN IS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. SHE BRINGS SMILES WHEREVER SHE GOES AND LOOKS HOT DOING IT. WHILE MEGHAN MAY BE HAVING FUN IT IS EXTREMELY RUDE OF HER TO LEAVE HER FRIENDS WITH NO REPLACEMENT OR SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT. 

SIGN THIS PETITION TO HELP BRING MEGHAN HOME EARLY SO WE CAN GET RID OF HER BEACH PRIVILEGES AND MAKE US ALL EQUAL AGAIN. 

also i’m really lonely because meghan is my only friend and i haven’t laughed in 3 days.