For years the demagogue known as Robert Dugan has suppressed the voice of the masses in the name of consolidating absolute authority around his position as fantasy football commissioner. His reign of terror has left many alleged friends in his wake; Dob, Kevy Dahts, etc. This man's tyranny is insatiable; in addition to purging his precious fantasy football league of so called bad actors, he has now taken to silencing those who would call him out on his abuse of basic freedom of speech. Is owning an Android a non-starter for entry to an otherwise all iPhone group chat? Perhaps, but when the context is a matter of a fantasy football to which all members pay the same dues and deserve access to the same channels of communication and information, this stance crumbles. Let's show Bob that we aren't afraid of bullies like him, and let Ying Min operate on equal footing with the privileged few whose text messages don't show up as green.