Poor little Butter bean has been neglected for so long.. living in a household with 3 children who steal all her attention. She lives off of food scraps thrown to her by the youngest child, as the parents are unable to afford feeding Butters her own food, due to having So. Many. Fucking. Kids. 

However, fear not, for Butter's favorite human (and true father) Uncle Logan has offered to adopt her. Unfortunately, the wicked woman that currently owns her has refused his generosity and would instead see Butters continue to suffer.

The only way this self centered child producing monstrosity can be convinced to let Butters leave for a home who truly loves her and has the time/resources to care for her.. is via this petition. 

Have a heart - sign this petition in favor of Uncle Logan adopting Butters full-time (or at least in 2 week increments).