let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus

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Jude Thomas
1 day ago
I am thirsty

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Alessandra Rodriguez
2 days ago
I just want cursed milkshek

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Travis Hudson
6 days ago
Let's just find out, yes?
Glory and knowledge are meaningless.
Embrace the Void.

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Maxime Olson
1 week ago
juice me baby

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Abe Abulaila
1 week ago
Why wouldn’t I sign this ?

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Jonathan Hammond
2 weeks ago
All hail the coming of the dark ones, and bring a chaser...like some Dr. Pepper. Funyuns would be nice too.

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Derek Drudge
3 weeks ago
I like trying new things.

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Gamzee Makara
4 weeks ago
ancient cheese with a deadly disease

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Neil Spence
4 weeks ago
I'm a sarcophagus.

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King Doosh
4 weeks ago
I wanna use this stuff as lubricant on my honeymoon...