Dimitri is a man of many talents, he loves to read, program, and make his friends laugh.

On his free time you can find him riding his car around town and getting into freakish and deadly car accidents (two and counting as of 04/05/2022).

He's managed to evade death, not once, not thrice, but actually two times and he keeps coming back stronger than ever after each time.

There is only one thing he's not coming on the back of and I think I speak on behalf of everyone of everyone who has ever existed in the history of all time that is a tragedy. 

Please let him smash or at the very least let him get to second base, which I am told is just as good.