I, Max Toomey, like every other upstanding member of Fitzwilliam college (Storey's Way), enjoy the banging tunes of and slutty basslines of maestro DJ David, AKA Stealth, AKA ADHDJ.
However, for unknown reasons, RCP is refusing to let him play.
David has DJ'd all of the our bops so far, to great success and promises a cheeky nipple slip midway through the night.
We believe that enough Fitz money has been wasted on UV paint - to which many are allergic - and so called 'supervisions' and it's time to put our money where our mouths want to be: all over David.
Plus I caught the JMA stealing once.
Be the change you want to hear, through music we can free ourselves.
David in no way is standing over me dictating this.