the curths family needs a new member and a monkey would be absolutely perfect. here are a few reasons claire should get a monkey.

please consider the following:

1. it would solve all of my problems. maybe i’ll even be social with a monkey. (maybe. no promises)
2. we could name it george. ( credits to g) and tell me that’s not the cutest dang thing you’ve ever heard??
3. after the TRAGIC death of our dearest parakeet, a new pet is definitely needed. (totally not sarcastic)
4. it would be like a child and i would love and care for it endlessly.
   
   
5. finally, they’re very cute and would give me endless seretonin.

thank you for considering. please sign my petition� #getclaireamonkey2022