Help Lenny get the new iPhone!

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Lenny is a good husband who enjoys occasional technology upgrades that improve his ability to be a better husband, a more diligent father, better sex partner and overall a much better individual.

His current phone is a severely subpar iPhone 6. Its puny screen is destroying his eyesight. It's not even an iPhone 6S! As we all know, radiation level of the old phones are known to destroy the little swimmers and shrink man parts. 

Let's sign this petition to let Lenny's boss know that Lenny needs a new phone. Not the latest and GREATEST Galaxy S7 Edge, NO! Lenny is too modest! He will gladly accept the lowly iPhone 7 Pro(who buys this old junk anyways?)



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