Outlaw Jaggalos for their Transgressions Against Fred Durst

Outlaw Jaggalos for their Transgressions Against Fred Durst

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Recently, in the quiet town of Camden, NJ, a grave injustice was enacted on an American hero. A one, Shaggy 2 Dope of the Insane Clown Posse fame, attempted to drop kick American hero, Fred Durst.

Normally, the actions of one does not represent the feeling of a whole. However, juggalos are known to be extremist who follow their cult leaders to no end. This can be seen by the extreme consumption of Faygo at an event labled "The Gathering of the Juggalos." This is an event where Juggalos meet up and share extreme views, such as drop kicking our heroes like Fred Durst.

Fred Durst has sacrificed more than enough for this country. He once did it all for the nookie and declared the inspiring mantra, 'If only we could fly."

Actions against Mr. Durst and Limp Bizkit will not and should not be tolerated. It is time to outlaw this extremist group and protect our heroes and national treasures. 

We ask as a nation, "John Otto, take us to the Matthews Bridge."

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