Everyone else can get married now, but what about my Waifu and I? You can't stop extra-dimensional love. The time has come. Legalize Waifu Marriage.

Here's my argument for marriage.

1. Loners, socially awkward individuals, neets, weebs, otakus, etc. deserve companionship just as much as their fellow normies. Love knows no boundaries, so what would it hurt to give these good folks a little more in life?
2. Might cause a decrease in harems. Granted I'm all for harem marriage as well, but one step at a time fam. Allowing marriage will buckle down these folks into more upstanding individuals. Upstanding individuals = more taxes.
3. Overpopulation is a huge concern, marrying a Waifu causes no burden on the nation. The normies will continue reproducing, but at a slower rate. Which is great right?
4. No tax burden on the nation. Waifus have no need for tax exemptions, being that they exist in another dimension there is no concern of them leeching on the system.
5. Forever loyal
6. Makes the world a much more magical place.
7. Less posts on /r9k/
8. My parents will be proud that I got married finally.