My girlfriend and I love to engage in the sexual fetish called cuckoldry, in which she invites a "bull" into the house to make love to her while I intently watch from the corner. Ever since I developed erectile dysfunction at 18, this is primarily how our sexual relationship works.

However, according to Texas law, which is directly transcribed from the Holy Bible, cuckoldry is a form of adultery, and is a sin punishable by death via public stoning.

Because of this, I must fulfill my sexual needs in private, even keeping these habits completely to myself when around friends, family, and coworkers. I just want to be able to be a cuck and be proud. Cuck lives matter!