Laura is to Provide Emi with Tasty Tasty Roast Lamb

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Emi is a hungry person and Laura makes tasty roast lamb. This petition is to get the tasty roast lamb into Emily's belly. 

This petition aims to:

1. Make Laura buy a lamb. We are open to negotiations on who pays for the lamb. 

2. Make Laura cook the lamb, maybe in some aromatic complimentary herbs of Laura's choosing, by roasting the lamb in an oven or on a barbecue device. 

3. Laura must bring the lamb to Emi whereupon it will be consumed heartily. 

Emi may be in the company of others at the time of The Bringing, who would also partake in the lamb feast. Laura can also eat some lamb. The primary recipient who must receive lamb is Emi. This is crucial. 



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