For years people in Sweden and Norway have had to deal with Denmark's false sense of superiority. Many have suggested we simply erase Denmark from the map, but that is not possible due to the fact that then we'd have Danish people coming over to other Nordic countries, which wouldn't make the problem any better.

As such, I petition to rename Denmark into DUMBmark, so that they can still be quarantined in their corner of Europe while also being reminded of what Denmark is.