Give Larry David a Third First Name

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Elijah. Horton. Xavier. Whatever it is, it’s well deserved and a long time coming. 

The time is now. Larry David has suffered for decades with only two first names. It’s something no other human should experience. In fact, it’s the reason Larry David was only the second-most talked about celebrity on Tinder in the United States in all of 2018. The reality: he didn’t have a chance. And up until now — he’s been suffering in silence. That’s where we come in.

Let’s level the playing field. A third first name could be career launching. It could help this man finally come into his own. It could get him respect in the Tinder community, the very community he holds so dear to his heart.

Since the beginning of time, third first names have made all the difference. Jennifer Jason Leigh. Chad Michael Murray. Jamie Lee Curtis. Neil Patrick Harris. Sarah Jessica Parker. Tommy Lee Jones. The list goes on.

If you or anyone you know can understand the gravity of having only two first names, you can’t afford to stay silent on this issue. 

Your voice matters. Sign our petition and join the movement to give Larry David a Third First Name.