Hello fellow humans,

My name is Mr. Sus, and since the age of seven, I've hated lanternflies. These little cowards spread all over the place and destroy everything, including my sanity! I call upon all people, and members of the lanternites to join us!

My dream is to create a perfect utopia where these bottom of the barrel scum don't exist. We will start out by packing out these lanternflies into little packs to make them an easy target, we will then make sure to make enough pesticides to slowly, but surely destroy them. These are weak beings, and are genetically inferior to our greater people, and yet they try to control everything. It is time to ask ourselves the Lanternfly question, and bring ourselves into the new age.

It is time to bring us out of this wicked lanternfly past, and into the lanternite future!