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Install an Elevator in Old Main and GDH.

This petition had 52 supporters

My legs are tired. Damn tired. I enrolled in college to make memes, read Chaucer, and spread Marxist ideology. NOT to be subjected to the cruel and inhumane trudge up what feels like 90 flights of stairs. 

I'm no activist, I'm not a hero, I'm not even a good student. All I am is a man, a man who eats and smokes too much to be able to handle the daily pilgrimage to my 10:40 on the third floor of Old Main. 

For too long students have had to endure that walk. All while the President of Knox sits in her ivory tower on the first floor, laughing at the peasants who have to climb to their classrooms. I SAY NO MORE. 

The time has come to install elevators in Old Main and GDH. 

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