At the summer solstice, many of us gathered atop the mountain and asked ourselves some hard questions about our experience in the world - in time and space - the Challenger crash... matters of the heart, ya know?

As the conversation rolled on and our hearts bloomed into confessional honesty, one brave soul brought up KFC's discontinuation of tater wedges. A pregnant silence followed. KFC got rid of their tater wedges. Many of us had blocked out the trauma, intuiting that it would be easier to simply forget those flakey, golden taters that used to accompany our 3 piece and biscuit. All at once, we realized we had been suffering in isolated silence but that we weren't alone. A confluence of shared heartbreak, solidarity, and hope enveloped us. 

Our mission - nay, our calling - is to urge KFC executives to end our suffering and bring back the tater wedge. In a world full of division and uncertainty, our communities should not have to face life without tater wedges. We urge KFC to give the potato and the people what they deserve - a golden, crispy wedge. We rest assured that the return of tater wedges is our only hope in a world upside down.