We are all tired of Kevin Schoewe. He says that he's good at shooters, but always firmly secures last place on the team. He drafts Tarik Cohen and Baker Mayfield when there are better options available. He also doesn't even wash his hands (allegedly. Investigation pending). Besides, we already have a Kevin and his last name doesn't have a silent "c" for some dumb reason. It's time for us to release Kevin Schoewe into the wild.

By forcing Kevin to move to Austin TX, our analysts predict the following outcomes:

1. World Peace

2. Brett Favre staying in retirement.

3. A new NCAA football game to be released within a year

4. Covid will end

5. Larry Fitzgerald winning a super bowl ring

6. Aaron shutting his dumb mouth for once

7. EA making a Madden game that isn't a reboot of Madden '12

8. Longer recess and chocolate milk and cookies every lunch

9. Nate will move back to Colorado

10. People will start to use their blinkers when changing lanes.

All of these things might happen if Kevin leaves, but we do know that they won't happen if Kevin stays.

Let's be the change we want to see in the world and force Kevin to move. Feel free to write to your governor or local congressional representative to demand this change. Worst case scenario, if Nate doesn't move back, he's Nate's problem.