Slayer should write a Christmas album
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If anyone can save us from the unrelenting torment of Christmas novelty music, it is what is left of American thrash metal legends Slayer, or basically, Kerry King.
This petition in no way presses Kerry King and whoever else are calling themselves Slayer these days to embrace Christmas traditionals, nor does it indicate that the lyrical content must follow any specific guidelines other than being related to time wasted annually remembering a piece of shit homeless baby and maybe his fat bearded friend.
Upon completion of A Very Slayer Christmas, the album should be distributed to all big box stores and shopping malls for consideration in their vomitory Christmas playlists.
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