Make a Kern Horizontal Mill

Make a Kern Horizontal Mill
Please add a Horizontal Mill to the Kern Product Line. Kern has the most clout as a machine tool manufacturer and horizontals have the most clout of any machine so it is only logical that Kern should make one.
While there are already horizontal machines that approach the esthetics of kern machines they are all very uncool in some way:
Makino has their N2 Machine available in both 4 and 5 axis with a high speed HSK spindle, however it only comes with Fanuc (gross) and only up to 21 tools (lame, I can fit more in my pants pockets)
Datron has their C5, which is a horizontal 5 axis and it is very cute and smol but it is genuinely too small for most parts. It only has 22 tools :( , no standard pallet pool, and a weird control.
Some other machines that could also be a inspiration are the Hydromat Icon 250 or the Moore FSP 300X.
Please help shame Kern into doing what we all know is necessary. We would get a whole new series from John Grimsmo about his when he inevitably gets one to support the pen clip manufacturing process.
We seek the approval of the Secret Whatsapp Group Chat.
I am sorry for rotating you Josh