The Problem

Last night my dearest friend sent multiple videos to our facebook group chat. Her bangs were parted down the middle and sticking up. Her hair was on par with the likes of Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney, Link (from Majora's mask specifically) and ESPECIALLY Milo Thatch from that Disney Atlantis movie because of her glasses.

"Look at how big my cowlick is," She proclaimed. "I look like a shitty fuckin' anime character." Our group (mostly me) was quick to show her a vast ocean of support.

"I'm starting a petition for you to always wear your bangs like that," I said. She proclaimed her name to be Dark Flame (in Japanese) and I knew this hairstyle was her destiny. Upon the sending of these texts other group members were quick to support the proposed petition and after many hours of sleep I have risen from my slumber to create it.

Why You Should Help/ The Solution

Why does your best friend, a person I may not even know, need to change her bangs? you may be asking. How does this benefit society? Great questions! Kenzie needs these bangs because with them she exudes high LIBRARIAN ENERGY. Not librarian in the old lady shushing you sense, but in the hot, kinda nerdy upperclassmen sense. She looks like the type of person who reads two books a day, like a mysterious person you've always been curious about but never found anything to talk about with. Long story short, this hair style has ViBeS. This hairstyle will improve the life of anybody who looks upon it VASTLY. Her appearance will put you at ease if her presence does happen to grace you. I think we can all agree that signing a petition is a small price to pay for such a great reward.

This petition is the only thing that will change her mind. She has stated that she will listen to the masses if a post such as this goes viral. So please, help me to make the world a better place for everyone.