Bring Frosties back

Bring Frosties back

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Tony theTiger started this petition to Kellogg's

Every great leader this world has ever seen was fueled throughout their lives by Frosties. Martin Luther King stood upon the podium at the Lincoln Memorial with Frosties in his stomach and pronounced, "I have a dream". As the allied forces bravely closed in on Omaha beach on June 6th 1944, they had Tony the Tiger and the delectable Frosties on their side. It is widely known that Julius Caesar during his final moments said "et tu Brute", but did you know that with his dying breath he murmured, "Frosties... they're Gr-r-reat". I find that Brutus and the Senate's brutal backstabbing murder of Julius Caesar can be used as a metaphor for Kellogg's betrayal of Frosties. The Senate are Kellogg's and Julius Caesar is both the glorious Frosties brand and also the hopes and dreams of adults and children all over the world.

Please join my cause and help bring joy back to this Frostieless desolate wasteland completely void of happiness that we currently live in.

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