Assassinate Toucan Sam

Assassinate Toucan Sam

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Gareth Miethe started this petition to Kellogg

The untimely demise of Mr. Peanut (may he rest in peace) has proven to the world that non-human food mascots can die. I propose Toucan Sam be next, seeing as he has been the mascot of Froot Loops since they were introduced. I am petitioning for his death on the grounds of a charge of false advertising as all the colors of Froot Loops are the same. He must not be granted an honorable death, for he does not deserve one.

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