Petition for Karl to attend the Work Christmas Party

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I remembered the day it happened like it was yesterday. It was 8th of November 2017. Karl said he wasn't going to be attending the work Christmas party.

Well colleagues, I have a dream that one day down in Morley, with its vicious lawn bowl players, with their lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification – one day right there at Morley Bowls Club, little Karls will be able to join hands with other little boys and girls of SPG as sisters and brothers and play lawn bowls.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, into one flat lawn bowls green, and the glory of Karl shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.

This is our hope. This is the faith that I go back to Tassels with. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a set of lawn bowls balls of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of lawn bowl teams. With this faith we will be able to work together, to leave work early together, to bowl together, to drink cheap drinks together, to eat a BBQ together, knowing that we will be free one day when the Christmas shutdown arrives.

This will be the day, this will be the day when all of Andrew Lee’s children will be able to sing with new meaning “it's your birthday today KARGHL!”



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