Hold 2021 Presidential Inauguration Virtually, For The Sake of My Mental Health

Hold 2021 Presidential Inauguration Virtually, For The Sake of My Mental Health

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Sara Calera started this petition to Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. and

President-elect and Madam Vice President-elect, please, for the love of all that is holy and sacred, just Skype into your inauguration. Personally, I can't take a repeat of January 6, 2021, and I have a feeling the rest of the sane American people can't either. There is ABSOLUTELY no shame in phoning it in from an undisclosed location :::cough, Delaware, cough::: and taking the oath on a motel bible. Don't like Skype? You're in luck, it's 2021 and you have the opportunity to explore the vast variety of telecommunication software now available... Zoom, Cisco, use frickin' Microsoft Teams for all I care, just do not get up on a platform in the middle of a global pandemic, surrounded by domestic terrorists who are willing to die for their megalomaniacal false idol. We just have to get you both sworn in safely and then, I swear, we will have celebrations like this nation has never seen before in your honor once this is all said and done. Is this the kind of inauguration day you deserve? Of course not. But we all have to make some sacrifices here, people, work with me. We live our lives online nowadays anyway and it's not like huge crowds can gather to watch you be sworn in anyway considering THE DEADLIEST PANDEMIC IN RECENT MEMORY IS PLAGUING THE WORLD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT THIS?! CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M SCREAMING?! But I digress. In closing, you're both far too precious to the preservation of our society to leave this up to chance; you're special, we love you, but go home... and stay safe. Thank you and God Bless America.

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