Make Every Governor Fight In The Thunderdome To The Death

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Make Every Governor Fight In The Thunderdome To The Death

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Lonnie Moore started this petition to President Joseph R. Biden

I think American politics has grown dull, and recently I found hope in the world of the Gladiatorial Arena. With your help, we can bring this back. I hope to get every US Governor and Senator to fight in a 1:1 reproduction of Bartertown's Thunderdome. They will be strapped to bungee chords, and weapons will be hung in the cage. Those who are victorious will receive the privilege of dinner with me, in which they will have to solve not only one, but two separate murder mysteries. At the end, those of which who finished the trials will maintain their seats as senators and governors. We can make change.

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