CUBBBB: Bring Baer's Beard Back!

CUBBBB: Bring Baer's Beard Back!

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CU BBBB started this petition to Joseph Baer

Survey: What are you most excited to do with Joseph Baer now that he has exited quarantine? 


A) Tell stories about his Alsatian heritage

B) Condemn people who wear socks with boat shoes in the strongest possible terms

C) Discuss the plight of young Zionists on a progressive college campus

D) Admire his framed reproduction of the 1838 British painting “Her Majesty’s Stag Hounds on Ascot Heath”

E) Knot-tying ;)

F) Gaze adoringly at his luscious and glossy beard


If you answered F, I’m with you. Unfortunately, this activity is no longer possible, because Joseph sheared his beard during the rona lockdown and refuses to grow it back. Nobody quite knows why--is it an emo phase? A new fashion statement for the blog? An act of protest against the restrictive beauty standards for Jewish men?

Whatever the case may be, one thing is for sure:

it’s time to BRING BAER’S BEARD BACK! Sign here if you agree.

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