Make Jonathan Buy New Sour Patch Watermelons

Make Jonathan Buy New Sour Patch Watermelons

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lauren giles started this petition to Jonathan Coogan

This has gone on for too long. Jonathan Coogan has been poisoning his friends with stale, hard, and dangerous sour patch watermelons for MONTHS!! This an absurd form of human torture and cruelty. This needs to end. Jonathan needs to buy new sour patch watermelons and stop endangering the lives of the people he claims to be his friends.

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