Bring John the Baptist to WhatsApp

Bring John the Baptist to WhatsApp

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Pedro Lourenço started this petition to John the Baptist's vast group of colleagues, friends, and family.

Disclaimer: This petition specifically concerns to John the Baptist, the Portuguese well-known researcher and psychotherapist from the North of Portugal called João Batista, not the Jewish itinerant preacher from the early first century AD.

 

John the Baptist does not have WhatsApp!

We live in 2019, WhatsApp has existed for over 10 years now, and John the Baptist seems to be living in the ancient hi5 era. In fact, John the Baptist does not even own a smartphone and there is no foreseeable prospect that this baffling gap will ever be thatched. Colleagues, friends, and family have struggled with this technological chasm in several ways: group meetings have been forgotten, daily reminders have been ignored, personal multimedia content has been unseen, urgent tasks have been postponed, ridiculous memes and gifs have been unlaughed at, friendly group plans have been prevented, and, most of all, meaningful human interactions have ceased to occur beyond vis-à-vis exchanges.

As such, with his significant others in mind, I have decided to create this petition to encourage and actually coerce John the Baptist to buy a smartphone and start using WhatsApp! Let's bring John the Baptist to the twenty-first century in the outset of its third decade!

John, if you are listening to us, dodge your technological consternation, please address our need to reach you more effectively, and for the love of that same God you do not recognize the existence please buy a smartphone and install WhatsApp!

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