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Save John Harker's Mustache

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John Albert Harker shaved his mustache about a year ago and has refused to grow it back despite my constant encouraging. Fortunately, thanks to No Shave November, said mustache as made a reappearance. Harker claims at the end of the season he will shave this mustache once again. It is up to us, the members of the Whitemarsh community, to ensure that this tragedy does not repeat itself. Unfortunately for John he was born without a top lip and this mustache is the only thing hiding his deformity. He is quite self conscious about said grey and white hairs that appear in his mustache, but quite frankly I believe that the lack of a top lip is more off-putting. We must act quick, as the end of November is approaching quickly and we don't have much time before John's facial hair looses the battle to the dreaded razor. So please, help preserve John Harker's mustache and the millions of beautiful hairs that it is made up of. I truly believe that together we can make a difference and keep Mr. Harker's top lip warm for the cold winter months ahead of us.    

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