EXILE PDAers: Zorn Article I

EXILE PDAers: Zorn Article I

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ZORN started this petition to Joey Kleiman and

We the people, in order to Zorn a more perfect union, kindly ask for y'all to cut down on the PDA.

No one wants to see you two that close together, but everyone is afraid to leave you two alone.

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM (or decrease occurrences of) THE FOLLOWING:

      - Existing in a Joey's-arm bubble in which:

  1. All attention is placed on a VSCO or Tik Tok account.
  2. All other members of the Union are ignored.
  3. You continuously move closer and closer throughout the evening (or times we are together).

      - Leaving the group during plans to hookup for more than five minutes.

      - Forcefully (verbally or physically) removing Zorn members from a room or area            to engage in romantic or scandalous acts.

Failure to adhere to these articles will result in a lack or complete absence of future plan invitations. We understand that y'all are infatuated with each other, but when you are together you are hardly a part of the group at all.

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