i think that it would be really cool if i married joe rogan because he is really nice and also he is joe rogan and he has the number one podcast in the whole usa so i would really like to marry him maybe its the biggest podcast in the whole world idk but i also know that he has a bald head and i would be willing to see past that because i dont really like bald people but i do really like joe rogan so it would be okay if he has a bald head if i marry him because i dont really care if he has a bald head if i marry him because i am loyal and nice and would never be mean to joe rogan about his abhorrent lack of hair because i am a nice guy which is why joe rogan should marry me because i will be nice and take care of him and go on his podcast which is actually the most famous podcast ever in the history of the whole universe which is really cool so thats why i would go on his podcast if i marry him and i would talk about really cool stuff like fortnite battle pass and things like that which i think would be really cool and fun and funny so yeah you should sign the petition so i can go on the joe rogan podcast or whatever it is called im not really sure but it would be so cool if i could go on the joe rogan podcast and marry him so im done now bye guys thank