Make "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain the new National Anthem

Make "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain the new National Anthem

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Matthew Witkowski started this petition to Joe Biden

We the people believe that the current national anthem is too old and antiquated to still be relatable. Francis Scott Key was a filthy slave owner that deserves to have his name dragged. Also I think we can all agree that the song simply does not bump. It is time to modernize. We need something that really gets the people going. Something that gets their blood pumping. There is only one song that fulfills both of these criteria. This clear option, of course, is "That Don't Impress Me Much" by our queen, Shania Twain. We must preserve Shania's legacy and make her our official national artist. We must retire the Star Spangled Banner once and for all!

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