Guys - we are at a crucial point and need your help. The longer Jim refuses to get an IPhone, the longer the rest of us have to suffer. It’s not right. We cannot stand for this injustice. Please join me and signing this petition to convince Jim that the time has come. 

Babe. We love you. We care about you. Please. We can’t have anymore sleepless nights worrying about you and your constant Android use. We just want the best for you. #dontlosehope