Allow Kut to win a Jewball

Allow Kut to win a Jewball

Started
January 7, 2020
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Jewball brethren
Signatures: 10Next Goal: 25
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Why this petition matters

Started by Joseph Roberg

To ask for a rule change, a change in by laws, or a change in precedent would be unsuccessful. This petition is to ask for a temporary stay of the rules to allow for a unique exception.

On the rare occasion where a Veteran Jewballer comes back for a second game, in freezing temps and biting windchills, to help save a game, that is admirable. However, what if said veteran Jewballer goes on to have a great game, causing chaos and havoc for the opposing team; including two sacks, countless QB rushes, goal line stops, forcing the need for a relief QB and just overall pressure. 

It is rare that a lineman would have enough effect on a game that the final score would be determined due to that players contributions. There's no amazing TD catches or great throws into traffic to win a game. Look at the previous Jewball winners, mostly QB's, WR/Corners. Which would explain why Kut has never won a Jewball. He was good as a receiver, but never great.  He was fine with it. Just enjoyed being able to play the game. Through the bad years, he dealt with the disappointment of canceled games week after week. In the rejuvenation of Jewball, he was a constant vet to be relied on. But the closest he's ever gotten to having a huge impact on a game was on the blustery and cold first Sunday of 2020. Some say New Year, New You. Could be that Kut will be a new force on the line much like Hall of Famer B-sh, and future HOF, Munch. But who knows, only time will tell. One thing we can mostly be certain about, Kut's performance will not have as much of an impact on the outcome of any game as much as it did this past Sunday.

In conclusion, we ask that you sign this petition to let the Jewball administration, Veterans association and Commissioner know that Kut should receive Jewball for his relentless competitiveness, his stellar performance, and unparalleled dedication to the game.

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Signatures: 10Next Goal: 25
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