Justin, we know that we told you this gathering was an autograph signing, meet and greet and emoji using fest with the Jets rookies, but the real reason we are gathered here today to discuss your addiction. We apologize for setting that trap to get you here but it is important that we discuss your obsessive tweeting, tagging and using emojis disorder (clinically known as OTTUED). We care about you. We love you. We know you mean well and we understand that. But your addiction and obsession with tagging players on everything, excessive emoji use, and trying to be buddy-buddy with them has been an issue for some time now. We believe if it does not stop, players will refuse to sign free agent contracts here and even retire if we draft them. You are too old to be fan girling over players on social media. It is weird. It is more than obsessive. It is embarrassing. It is as cringe as cringe can get. And it cannot continue. We love you and we care about you and that is why we are gathered here today for this intervention. And on a non-Jets related side note, you don’t need to tweet play by plays of Knicks games. People have eyes and ears to see what is going on every second of the game as well. Go outside and shoot some hoops more or fire up that grill in the corner of the bball court and cook some hot dogs and be on social media less. God bless.